running on empty

This is the beginning of depression. When you feel like the world is just out to get you.. nothing is going right in your life, and you're on the verge of insanity or killing yourself. Despite all that, you still go through your daily routine, holding into an ounce of hope that things will be better one day...

Then you're running on empty.

I don't know about you, but I'm running on empty.

running on empty by Nerissa September 27, 2005

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Running on empty

When you have no juice left to cum

Boyfriend : ahhhh im running on empty here
Girlfriend: just asecond, im about to cum!

Running on empty by TarzanTheMonkeyMan September 9, 2020

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running on empty

A Jackson Browne song.

Running on empty, running to the sun.

running on empty by takethathill August 21, 2006

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Running on Empty

Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.

Geez, I need to stop jerking off like it owes me money, I am running on empty.

Running on Empty by the quaker June 9, 2007

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Running On Empty

The #2 hot new band coming up from St. Cloud, Florida.
Starring Evan Smith, Robyn Tindal, Noel, and Lane Jasmine

“Bro you listen to Running On Empty?!”
“OH HELL YEAH I LOVE RUNNING ON EMPTY”

Running On Empty by FrosterTheMan October 28, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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