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Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.
Rumple Butt Skin by f-deer February 6, 2010

Rumple Butter 

Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.
You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm
Rumple Butter by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009

Rumple Buttercup

The best green creature with a banana peel hat ever. My personal best friend
Book character written by the best author/celebrity ever. Matthew Grey Gubler.
"Rumple Buttercup is one of the greatest books ever written."
"I know, don't you just love his little hat."
Rumple Buttercup by password235 November 29, 2021

butt rumble 

a weird sensation in your buttocks where it feels like your stomachs rumbling but it is actually your butt.
person 1: hmmm, luce? i've got a bad case of the butt rumbles.
person 2: ahhh, that sucks...
butt rumble by doodbanks November 27, 2013

Butt rumble 

A unexpected flatulence that typically causes a massive rumble between ones buttocks while trying to hide it from his or her partner.
When I butt rumble in my sleep, my wife wakes up and beats me.
Butt rumble by DIblasi9984 February 9, 2024

Rumblebutt

A 5-98 minute fart that just make your butt rumble
Ooooo I just had an extra long Rumblebutt.
Rumblebutt by OilyButter May 28, 2017