Rule 9
Rule 9 by MissNoodles June 23, 2006
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Rule 9 : always carry a knife, you can cut yourself out of anything.
Rule 9 : always carry a knife, you can cut yourself out of anything.
rule 9 by nothing is real May 4, 2016
Rule 9
The wind was howling and the rain bounding the tarmac, but a baddass bunch of rule 9ers carried on pedalling through the shitstorm that is the British summertime.
Rule of 9
Everything written after 9 p.m. local standard time (emails, texts, Facebook messages, etc.) must be approved by an objective party in order to prevent the sender's potentially profound regret the following morning.
Example A
Mike: I still love her, man. That's it, I'm sending her a text right now to tell her.
Aaron: Whoa there. It's 11:30, the Rule of 9 is in effect. Hand over the iPhone.
Example B
Alison: My boss is such a bitch. I can't take it anymore, I'm sending in my resignation right now.
Jill: Rule of 9; back away from the laptop. You'll thank me in the morning.
Mike: I still love her, man. That's it, I'm sending her a text right now to tell her.
Aaron: Whoa there. It's 11:30, the Rule of 9 is in effect. Hand over the iPhone.
Example B
Alison: My boss is such a bitch. I can't take it anymore, I'm sending in my resignation right now.
Jill: Rule of 9; back away from the laptop. You'll thank me in the morning.
Rule of 9 by PookiePookiePookie Mama July 26, 2011
The Rule of 9
The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if
-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline
-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments
the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished
-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline
-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments
the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished
cade: bro miles is a comedy genius
lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub
lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub
The Rule of 9 by slut4tld January 29, 2023
8 9 10 Rule
Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.
Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.
8 9 10 Rule by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023