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rug rider 

Derogatory term for a lesbian. See also rug muncherand carpet muncher.
Rosie O'Donnell is a loudmouthed, lipless, whiney rug rider.
rug rider by Dan Wang November 8, 2003
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rug ride 

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.