n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 12, 2013
Get the royal tastingmug.