royal flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

royal flush

While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.

She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.

by bobbyj August 10, 2006

royal flush

2 parts crown, 6 parts cream soda, 1 part maraschino cherry juice, 2 maraschino cherries. AKA The Velvet Crocodile. Fuckin excellence.

I like sex, and royal flushes.

by D-twiz April 25, 2009

royal flush

when the queen or princess uses a douche

princess die needs her royal flush

by glen April 6, 2004

royal flush

royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.

I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Royal Flush

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

by TwitChy December 14, 2003

Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

by ballsdeep500 May 22, 2011