rondo 

coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."

Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.

rondo by sbpsp October 18, 2007

rondo 

This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:
"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07

"Just be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister."

rondo by poopslanger October 23, 2007

Rondo 

Rondo is a 9mm

Slide me the Rondo so i can bust on them niggas

Rondo by AlmightyIceMan September 10, 2019

Rondo 

(verb) to gouge or poke; a bitch move often done by UK's point guard who happens to look like an African ET

This guy Rondoed me during my basketball game.

Greg want to Rondo Taylor's ass.

Rondo by Robert March 24, 2005

RONDO 

A group of guys that fuck shit up so hard you don’t even know when the party will end. Can win any beer pong game no matter the odds. Can find any reason to party and get so drunk and high they cant remember there names. A group who sticks by your side no matter what you are going through and will fight for you. They can be serious one second and then go right back to partying the next. And if your friends with a RONDO boy you are part of the RONDO republic so go and party so hard you wake up in Dubai.

Fucken Rondo

Your a fucken rondo boy

RONDO by Meth Sorton October 30, 2019

rondo 

To finish a drink quickly, particularly when one has been nursing it for some time. The verb form of a soft drink from the late '70s/early '80s, whose gimmick was light carbonation allowing for quick consumption. (YouTube: "Rondo commercial")

We're leaving; you need to rondo that shit.

rondo by mintclassic July 13, 2009

Rondo 

A strong, handsome man.
Very tough and manly.
On the outside is Stoic, yet has a heart of gold.
Kind and generous but won't deal with bullshit or drama.
Extremely intelligent.
A master of all trades.
The best person you'll ever meet.
Extremely sexy.

"That guy Rondo is a B.A.M.F!"

Rondo by Mrs.Reznor December 25, 2016