A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 7, 2022
A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.
by GregNelson29 September 19, 2023
Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller
These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers
by Sexy single Battery Sandy June 15, 2020
A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation
Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.
by DEJ capacitor October 18, 2021
adam: wow! have you heard about that gay cannibal thats been terrorizing the town?
bob: yeah, just another Roller Amusement wanna-be
bob: yeah, just another Roller Amusement wanna-be
by The Dumest Flowr September 12, 2023
Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:
1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.
2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.
2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.
by the Industrialist September 15, 2009
by SsTe June 1, 2019