rolex sex

*Rolex sex* _(n)_ /roh •lex sex/ the amount or kind of sex someone experiences immediately after showing off their wealth to others.

Example: drew posts his Rolex photo on tinder and immediately gets 20 matches. Why? Single people are just trying to marry rich and enjoy the rich enjoy rolex sex

rolex sex by ofeez July 30, 2018

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Sexting Role Play

When sexting becomes very explicit and in depth, like a cheap softcore porn novel. In some cases, is a substitute for actual sex. Sexting Role Play requires no pictures, or actual sex, just depthy texts depciting arousing encounters.

~Sexting Role Play Example:

Mike: "I don't know, how bad do you want it?" *penis starts getting hard in his jeans*

Jesse: *slowly craws up to his face and kisses his lips, then his cheek, then his ear and whispers* "Really Bad" *pressing her hand against his dick*

Sexting Role Play by BlackCatdiner December 30, 2011

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"holy shit ur so sexy and u get so many bitches

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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