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rofiatoon 

An astronaut giraffe with nine lives who sucks at texting her friends back. A firm believer in laughter and imagination and she's a forever dreamer,helps you out and expects nothing in return because everything she does is out of love BUT hates when her kindness is mistaken for weakness(beast is sleeping, not dead y'all).She's an iron fist in a velvet glove..so precious but don't test her. Very balanced as a person which doesn't explain at all why she trips over nothing all the damn time(literally and metaphorically). She has this little habit of getting lost in her own thoughts while understanding how everyone's minds work , perfect characteristic for a brain surgeon if I do say so myself.In her natural habitat, Rofiatoon is found silently laughing and vibrating at memes(sounds sexual..is not) , reading lovely books or listening to R&B then quickly switching to hardcore rap because... Psycho.She has Darth Vader as a pet named after a house-elf...talk about an identity crisis.Rofiatoon Loves tough cookies and has one as a roommate who physically looks and dresses like Joey from "Friends". She gives credit when credit is due.She's pretty cool but her eyes sweat a lot

Simply put , she's someone who speaks in constellations, but she's a black hole . a weapon..and weapons don't weep. Her soul is on fleek. And she's just visiting this planet cause her essense is so out of this world.
Boi: what's that yellow thing walking on 2 legs?

Whamen: that's a Rofiatoon *-*
rofiatoon by Nipple sweat March 6, 2019
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