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rock licker 

(n). a co-worker who would be of more use to the company were she to sit in a corner and lick rocks.
It is impossible for Betty to do less work and still remain on the payroll. She is a total rock licker.
rock licker by kiltmama July 1, 2011

Rock-licker 

-n-
A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.
Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"

"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."

Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "
Rock-licker by Jessa1155 March 16, 2010

rocklocker

someone that says that are going to do something and they don't do it.
He always says he is going to meet us out, but he's a rocklocker...he never shows up.
rocklocker by dee969 July 26, 2010
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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