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roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

roadsick 

adj. Acutely longing to return to an active state of travel. A sad or depressed state from not actively travelling; a longing to be "on the road."
ex. "I've been cooped up here too long, this house is making me roadsick."
roadsick by Brent Bowser September 19, 2008

roadside-rhino 

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
roadside-rhino by laysiege June 26, 2010

sweet tea roadie 

The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.

roadside 

Canadian teen slang for a girl who's "been there."
She's roadside, man!
roadside by Mashplum September 2, 2006

roadside 

Canadian slang for a woman who sleeps with many men and women.
The most attractive women happen to be roadside.
roadside by K Joyce August 24, 2011