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road blocks 

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.
I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal
road blocks by butterybill January 3, 2025

Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block

Tijuana Road Block 

When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.
Tijuana Road Block by Poovie July 9, 2009

Ghetto Road Block 

When urban youth all stand in the road making it impossible to pass without hitting one. Then one stands directly in front of the car while the others aproach to harass or rob the driver.
Look at those fools standing in the road trying to make a Ghetto Road Block unfortunantely for them they are unclear of physics and I have bad brakes!

Louisiana Road Block 

The act of lubing up a balloon and proceeding to insert it into your partner's anus and then pumping it up aggressively. After inserted and pumped up, you may attempt to pop the balloon with your penis or other penis-shaped objects. Preferably a chilled cucumber.
Wow! I can't believe she's still limping from that Louisiana Road Block I gave her last night.

alberta road block 

Used mostly in Canada (cause no one else knows where the hell Alberta is), it refers to two cars driving side by side on a 4 lane highway or road. This is usually done by pricks who dont understand the concept of the left lane being the FAST LANE (or passing lane in the states). Eventually the person in the left lane smartens up and leaves. Also known as a cock block.
Man, Im sorry Im late but I was stuck doing 90 clicks on the highway behind an Alberta road block.
alberta road block by Clark H September 17, 2005
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