Rivers of blood
A weapon found in the mountaintops of the giants in the videogame Elden Ring
Hated by the PvP community and loved by noobs
Hated by the PvP community and loved by noobs
Rivers of blood by Huge Jazzz June 28, 2022
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Rivers of blood
The "Rivers of blood" is a katana variant of a weapon often used by low-skilled, sorcerie spamming and cock munching pussies in Elden Ring. Users of this weapon usually tend to engage in the most cowardly actions when dueling, wether its healing, attacking while you are being summoned, or magic spamming. This type of behavior usually stems from a lack of a relationship with ones father, which has been recentlt proven by studies to lead to bad behavior.
Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.
Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.
Guy #1: I was dueling at the academy earlier, it was all going well until a Rivers of Blood user summoned me and spammed his weapon art.
Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak
Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak
Rivers of blood by LongJohnnn November 24, 2022
The raging river of blood
Your period
Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us
Girlfriend:shut up Dave
Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us
Girlfriend:shut up Dave
Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you
The raging river of blood by Lokjgfcdesfhhbjj June 2, 2016
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