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risteard 

Riseards are loyal, trustworthy but most of all funny. They are the class clown and the ones their friends turn to cheer them up and make them laugh. They are people pleasers who try to help others out even if that means they might come up short. Risteard is a sociable, charismatic man who likes to spend his time drinking pints with the lads. He also loves to spend time with his family and enjoy his mothers cooking. Risteard has no trouble when it comes to women with his funny personality and witty charm. He knows how to make a girl laugh whether it's with him or at him. He will try his best to make a girl happy, however, can sometimes be too lighthearted and too much of a joker to take things seriously when it comes to it. Overall, a Risteard always has good intentions and is never one to turn down a party or have the craic.

BTW: Dick is a nickname for Risteard and with good reason ;P
I went out with Risteard last night. we stayed out all night and then went to a house party. he's some man to have with you on a night out.

I heard the screams from Risteards room last night I wonder if that poor girl is still alive.
risteard by cxcxcxcx March 23, 2023
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
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Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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Look at those cfm boots.
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Word of the Day on July 30, 2026