ring burn

Intense burning sensation when you take a turd. Usually caused after a hot curry, heavy night out on the piss or just the squits.

Apparently Jims still got 3rd degree ring burn!

ring burn by Jim Hand April 12, 2007

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.

Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

Ring Burn by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.

Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

Ring Burn by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Ring burner shit 

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

Ring burner shit by anonymous January 13, 2022

Burning Ring Of Fire

The morning after eating a vindaloo, when sitting on the toilet trying to dispose of it through the other end, the sensation caused is an extreme burning otherwise known as Burning Ring Of Fire

Man 1 " I need a shit but its gonna burn like fuck"

Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"

Burning Ring Of Fire by Yunga B February 20, 2009

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

burning ring of fire by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

Burnt Onion Ring 

The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.

I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!

Burnt Onion Ring by bentrod December 4, 2010