I was riding the
dragon for a record time last week! 30 seconds.
I rode the
dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.
Hey! Ya want to go ride a
dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.
Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the
Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about
14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.