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riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.
michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.
riding the pine by junkieman January 23, 2009

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

Ridin' The Pine 

the player who never plays and sits the bench the whole game, usually the team duster.
Hey have fun Ridin' The Pine all game you duster.
Ridin' The Pine by tdhockey October 18, 2010

riding the pineapple 

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
riding the pineapple by dghost September 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022