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riding bareback

The best way to have sex, without a condom. Actually much safer than sex with a condom because if you get an STD twice, they cancel out and you are immune to that perticular STD for the rest of your life.

Commonly missinterpreted to have something to do with riding horses.
Paying for condoms to have sex is essentially prostitution, riding bareback is the solution to this problem.
riding bareback by Phil Korn March 26, 2006
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bareback horse riding 

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.
I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

Riding the net bareback 

Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'
I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004