ribton 

a gay person with a bad taste in music and clothes

hey look at that dude he is such a ribton

ribton by yamah the best way to get the June 25, 2017

Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

Blue Ribbon Special 

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

Blue Ribbon Special by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010

firewatch ribbon 

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)

Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

firewatch ribbon by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Rusty Ribbon 

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.

I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.

Rusty Ribbon by Estacada James March 1, 2006

ribbon burner 

ribbon burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame straight up as apposed to an inshot burner that shoots flame horizontally these burners are natural draft burners requires no fan to work are used in older furnaces and heaters also on ovens grills and other appliances

customer what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flame straight up and theres no draft inducer fan

furnaceman these burners on your furnace are are ribbon burners natural draft burners they shoot flame straight up and require no draft inducer fan to work

customer i did not realize that pretty awesome

furnaceman now you know how ribbon burners work

ribbon burner by littlejimmie April 5, 2019

magnetic ribbon syndrome 

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

magnetic ribbon syndrome by lexicali slim September 21, 2009