ribbon cutter 

One with a penis so small he, there is no way of him popping a cherry.

Copy that ribbon cutter. Joe is going to try to use his ribbon cutter tonight

ribbon cutter by Jeepinit247 November 18, 2013

pabst blue ribbon cutter 

Someone who is the first to do something that is now considered domain of the hipster and frequently copied. Commonly referred to as a trend-setter. A pioneer in cool who didn't intend to be cool.

"Tom is a pabst blue ribbon cutter, he moved to Washington Heights like, 8 years ago."

"Wait, you haven't seen (insert obscure foreign film here)?" "No, I guess I'm not the pabst blue ribbon cutter you thought I was."

pabst blue ribbon cutter by JerkoftheYear January 2, 2014