The insanely cute drummer for the pop-punk band All time low who takes the best selfies. He is dating the beauitful Cassadee Pope and looks like a potato. He has amazing teeth and the whole fandom is in love with them.
Girl: Who is the drummer?
Fan: The babe is Rian Dawson
Girl: He kind of looks like a potatobut has insanely nice teeth
Fan: Tell me about it
Riani is an amazing and beautiful person.YOure very lucky to have her in your life.She is always there for you no matter what.Even if she has problems of her own she will help you with yours.She knows whe youre upset and will try her best to cheer you up.RIANI IS PERFECTION.Riani is bae for life. If you have her dont let her go.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.