Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.
Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody
by Students of Georgia Tech November 15, 2007
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The last beer you can have before crossing over from having a casual drink to being out all night and becoming a drunken mess.
Dude,I can't drink tonight. My beer of no return number is very low. If I have more than two, I'll be out all night
by Alfredo (Al) Coholic July 4, 2011
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When you're droppin bombs on a toilet with too much water in the bowl, and it splashes back at you, returning the fire
After 2 Qdoba burritos, i hit the restroom to drop a few bombs, but was met with Return Fire from the feisty bowl.
by messy_marv_32 February 20, 2010
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1. A text based multiplayer role playing game that is at least as enjoyable as being waterboarded by a CIA operative in Guantanamo Bay.

2. A PBBG (persistent browser based game) where you pretend to be in the mafia by posting and clicking buttons. It is largely played by cliquish, unemployed egomaniacs with poor real-life interpersonal skills.
Hey dude, you really need to play Mafia Returns. It's so much better than being tortured.
by DanielPlainview April 19, 2009
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The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!
Do we really need an example?
by Rosie February 7, 2004
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reusing a used tampon.
that bitch was so poor, she had to do a redbox return
by bi-polar bare February 16, 2009
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The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).
In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.
by Brian January 23, 2004
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