Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above
returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
Noun: the product of the above
returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
i am returding
by thejeesh June 15, 2020
by DaveyG1986 June 6, 2007
by I will suck for crack June 10, 2009
Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?
Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?
Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)
Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?
Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)
Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
by super smooth dude January 3, 2006
Someone of ultimate extent of being a moronic individual past of that who is considered a "retard", and also a clumsy spaz. Not having to do with being mentally challenged or impaired, a RETURD is vast in a level of stupidity.
Philip: Haha, did you just see what happened to Ryan? That dude just tried to jump off the building upside-down.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.
by Say Tech-E September 9, 2005
If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.
Perhaps it could be used in a sentence like this: "I was so sick of hearing all of his bogus excuses, one after the other, he is such a returd". As a verb it might be used in this way, "Man he needs to shut his mouth. The stuff he is saying is like so returded".
There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.
There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.
by Honey Deaumoi February 12, 2010
by Cramhead July 4, 2009