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Filipino term, often used for love matchmaking Where one friend introduces you to someone you could potentially date.
Matchmaker: Hey I will reto you to (someone)
or

Hopeless romantic: Hey can you reto me to your friend?

Matchmaker: Okay I’ll tell him/her to hit you up
Reto by MarupokAko July 8, 2020
Words you can keep
You're such a reto!
Reto by Domg March 4, 2017
Related Words
retox reto retodd retort retorical Retorted Retong retonto Reton retoots
A song by the Network a.k.a. Green Day
Have you heard that song Reto my the Network
reto by Kaeto March 18, 2008
Reto is a name for Swiss people, however they didnt know that its actually the short term for Retard.
Yo Fred my Toblerone is a square instead of a triangle.
Yeah its probably a Reto Toblerone
Reto by Anj4lla November 22, 2021
Can be a girl or a guy. Usually a hot lookin chick with a thick ass. You can also refer to a fat dude this word.
Wow. She is so hot! She must be a reto!
Reto by Aladschinn November 4, 2018
Describes a hot chick or a fat dude.
Wow. She is so hot. She must be a reto!
Wow. He is so fat. He must be a reto
Reto by Aladschinn November 4, 2018

Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto 

A monkey that has transformed into a human, has unique characteristics like as terrible breath and armpits, but he has a good heart, good manners, and respect for many others.
If you see someone who has bad breath and armpits, immediately shout Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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