Reto

Filipino term, often used for love matchmaking Where one friend introduces you to someone you could potentially date.

Matchmaker: Hey I will reto you to (someone)
or

Hopeless romantic: Hey can you reto me to your friend?

Matchmaker: Okay I’ll tell him/her to hit you up

by MarupokAko July 08, 2020

Reto

The most badass person. Finito

You're such a reto!

by Domg March 04, 2017

Reto

Reto is a name for Swiss people, however they didnt know that its actually the short term for Retard.

Yo Fred my Toblerone is a square instead of a triangle.
Yeah its probably a Reto Toblerone

by Anj4lla November 22, 2021

Reto

Can be a girl or a guy. Usually a hot lookin chick with a thick ass. You can also refer to a fat dude this word.

Wow. She is so hot! She must be a reto!

by Aladschinn November 04, 2018

Reto

Describes a hot chick or a fat dude.

Wow. She is so hot. She must be a reto!
Wow. He is so fat. He must be a reto

by Aladschinn November 04, 2018

reto

A song by the Network a.k.a. Green Day

Have you heard that song Reto my the Network

by Kaeto March 18, 2008

Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto

A monkey that has transformed into a human, has unique characteristics like as terrible breath and armpits, but he has a good heart, good manners, and respect for many others.

If you see someone who has bad breath and armpits, immediately shout Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto

by Badakiii November 23, 2021