Social Media Researcher (SMR) 

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

Social Media Researcher (SMR) by Corsters May 20, 2025

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Research Sector 7885 

N. Primary recording studio of Mr. Zappellin.

Mr. Zappellin made most of his albums at Research Sector 7885.

Research Sector 7885 by Mr. Zappellin November 3, 2020

researcherbright

Tiktoker with a couple thousand followers online. Literally just shitposts about feds and science.

"did you see that new post about physics?"

"Oh yeah it was on researcherbright account right?"

researcherbright by ihatetiktokers June 5, 2021

Aggresesive Researcher 

An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.

The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.

Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher

Aggresesive Researcher by FamilyGuy1976 October 21, 2010

O'riely researchers 

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass

"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

O'riely researchers by cole clippard January 8, 2007

Researcher 

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.

Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.

Researcher by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020