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Republican Tourette's

When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.
Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."

Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican 

Noun

Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!

daddy's girl republican 

A female who is a republican because her father is/was a republican.
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?
Female: A republican.
Person: Why?
Female: Well, my daddy...
Person: Oh, you're a Daddy's Girl Republican. Nevermind then.

Republican Socialism 

That economic aberration that allows private businesses, usually big corporations, to reap the profits of their financial successes while ensuring that the losses of their failures will be born by The People in the form of taxpayer-funded handouts.
Usually considered as an outgrowth of “Reaganomics,” Republican Socialism came into its own during the economic crisis of 2008-09, which was spawned by the anti-regulatory fervor of the George W. Bush administration.
The Secretary of the Treasury today awarded another round of Republican Socialism to several banks in the form of a $20 billion stimulus package.
Republican Socialism by mlcred April 10, 2009

Republican speak 

The dehumanizing belittling puposely-misinforming propaganda of greedy elitests who pretend to want less government in the hopes that the masses will not catch on that they actually need big government to sell to, big government to tax the masses, big government to lobby for and against, "freedom" to payoff politicians to lower their fair share of taxes. All in the hopes that you can forget what you learned through your faith, kindergarden, grade school, and high school that was decent, wholesome, fair, ethical and humane so you don't start a revolution like the French Revolution and end them.
"Those people in New Orleans deserve what they got." Barbara Bush-Interviewed one week after Huricane Katrina. True republican speak.

"Uh, I'll have to get back to you on that." Senator John McCain, The Maverick when asked asked how many properties he and his multi-millionaire wife owned.

The republican speak party is like a welfare crack mom. They want the government to pay for their well being. While doing and supporting illegal drugs and nothing for anybody else. Producing kids to make more money only for themselves while the kid starves looking at his 300 lb "mom." And then not want the government to tell them what to do once they got the money.

republican special

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!

Boss, are you sure?!?

Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
republican special by MasterKof January 13, 2022