renumbered

When you send your phone number to someone in an email and they respond with an email with their number saying you can call anytime.

Jack asked me if I would like to go out sometime so I emailed him my number.

He emailed me back saying he would love to-- and emailed me HIS number.

Dude, I was just renumbered.

renumbered by tracyloohoo March 11, 2009

We're Number One! 

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

We're Number One! by YAWA April 5, 2020

renember 

a fucked up way to say remember

renember the time you sucker-punched that teacher?

renember by yoshimi December 11, 2003

renember 

A ingenious way of saying 'remember', used only by the Great Ones.

Matt will always be renembered.

renember by Matt Renember January 9, 2008

Recumber 

The discharge caused by inserting battery acid into ones urethra

Ow. This recumber sure makes my skin smell like an autowash

Recumber by Shane William Duncan June 1, 2011

renuberated

The state of being completely intoxicated through any form of narcotic...

I was so renuberated last night I fucked Dwayne! Dwayne is my uncle!

renuberated by Randolph Dickerson August 23, 2007

You're Number 1! 

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.

Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"

You're Number 1! by P. Dubya July 1, 2007