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remoning

A form of the verb "to remone" )derived from the french 'ramoner', to scrub out a chimney). The point of human existence, i.e., sexual intercorse
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remorning

A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.
Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.

Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!

Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!
by THW March 2, 2017
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Ramoning

Standing up 69. Named after the Spanish pornstar Ramon who often employs this move in his scenes.
I need to work on my upper-body strength if I want to be ramoning teens.
by Bulthad December 4, 2012
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jinx removing

v. the process of engaging in superstitious acts in order to end a string of bad luck. usually in reference to bad luck in the relationship department.
Blake's jinx removing consisted of blowing 12 and kissing the 13th finger, then saying, "rabbit, rabbit" on the first, before holding his breath.
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 6, 2005
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Knee Removing

The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.
Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.
by The Knee Remover February 3, 2021
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drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 June 3, 2007
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