Release the Kracken 

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

Release the Kracken by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Release the kraken 

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

Release the kraken by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Release the Kraken 

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

Release the Kraken by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011

Release The Kraken! 

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

Release The Kraken! by RedZebra November 29, 2010

release the Kraken 

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

release the Kraken by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

Release The Kraken 

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

Release The Kraken by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

release the kraken 

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

release the kraken by valet6969 October 6, 2010