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Raging Reichert 

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.
Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

ricky reichert

A total, self absorbed diva that broadcasts their pointless life to those around them.
She wouldn't stop being a Ricky Reichert all over facebook after she got her new haircut.
ricky reichert by adam huntley February 24, 2010

Coach Reichert 

In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical
Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER

cameron reichert 

Better than Awesome Sauce and a programming genius who works diligently to create amazing Deployment Packages
I wish I was a cool as a Cameron Reichert

Daddy Reicher 

The most loving and caring person in the world and gives the best hugs and cuddles you when you are feeling sad
I wish I had sombody like daddy reicher to comfort me
Daddy Reicher by SSWAY July 22, 2018

Ridley Richert 

Ridley Richert is what you call someone who is a squid, fringe, or in general is not fun to be around.
"Dude, why did you invite him, he's Ridley Richert, he's probably going to take his shirt off when a girl comes over"
"Woah, that Richert guys is such a squid"