In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the
infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve
world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His
words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical
Doofus 1: Have you seen
Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all
the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO
ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER