referee

1. Someone who screws you over when all is on the line. These are the people not good enough to be atheletes themselves, so instead they must take up the pin-stripes and make bad calls upsetting everyone in a vengeful way. Disregard any "official" title around their name, because the only thing official about them is their rug-munching nature and horrid calls.

see blind homosexual backstabber

Dude, that referee over there didn't even call a penalty when I got a stick broke in my ass!