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redneck engineering 

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
redneck engineering by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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redneck engineering 

1. To modify an object to suit another purpose from it's original, often very dangerously, however.

2. To build a tool out of scrapped materials, commonly used in the repair of objects, or to substitute a tool.
As used in a zombie invasion;
Tom: I finally used redneck engineering on a weapon.
(Lifts up a metal pole with a bowie knife attached using massive amounts of duct tape and welding.)
Bill: That'll be useful, man. Good work there!

As used incorrectly:
LOL I REDNEK INGINERED A $10 DOLLAR BOARD GAME WITH MY IPAD! YOU GUIZ WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR IPOD TOUCHS?
redneck engineering by psew-don-nim December 24, 2010

redneck engineering 

1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape
Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.

Red neck Engineering 

An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..
Red neck Engineering by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004