red tomato

A condition where during long anal intercourse, a person's anal tissues become so loose to where when the penis pulls out. The anal tissue pulls out as well. The result leaves a (somewhat) permanent bulge of tissue in the middle of the ass, resembling a ripely picked red tomato.

"My boyfriend spent so long fucking me in the ass last night, that I now have a 'red tomato' that will take weeks to heal!"

red tomato by HydrogenPyroxideTitties December 9, 2017

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Red Rum Tomato Sauce

When you destory something or murder it

charles "did you lose to gabe in NBA Live"
Jrod "never it was red rum tomato sauce all over that clown"

Red Rum Tomato Sauce by manson3 May 27, 2008

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blushing as red as a tomato

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.

Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

blushing as red as a tomato by word god November 27, 2014

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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