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Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.

Resausage 

The quantity of males/ dicks (sausages) in a Party / Event. Describes ratio between Man and Women.
Person 1: How is the ratio Bro?
Person 2: I gotta say the resausage is we to high man.
Resausage by Robdarobber January 23, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008