Red Penis 

When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.

Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.

Red Penis by I have red penis right now November 7, 2009

red penis 

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"

red penis by Colin Ye December 3, 2007

Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

Red Car Small Penis by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008