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red headed stranger

1)The act of sitting on both hands until they are numb and masturbating with one hand while you are slapping yourself in the face with the other. This act simulates being beaten like a red headed step child and getting jerked off at the same time. 2)Can also be referred as the Willie Nelson.
1)I was so sad and lonely last night i give myself a red headed stranger.
2)Since Mary broke up with me I've been giving myself Willie Nelsons for the past 2 weeks.
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Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.
Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!

redheaded stranger 

Verb: The act of fucking without both partners having knowledge of the female being on her period.

Surprise menstruation while fucking.

Fucking so hard that it produces vaginal bleeding.
'Last night we were going hard like a couple of sex-starved crack fiends when Big Bessy surprised me with a redheaded stranger.'

'No shit?'

'Yeah dude, she bled all over me like the motherfuckin' red seas had parted.'.
redheaded stranger by Gn0sis June 8, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026