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Ecrapulate 

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."
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Ecrapulate 

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.
"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"
Ecrapulate by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014

decrapulate 

To be rid of crap, as in, get rid of crap from your life!
I sooooo need to decrapulate my bottom drawer, I need to fit in my new stash of sex toys..!
decrapulate by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

Recompulate 

Means to rethink about what your going to say or you are going to retry something
Oh shit John I failed this mission I gotta recompulate
Recompulate by Sxlent January 28, 2024

Recompulate 

To retry something or re think about something
Mark your such a stupiderler hold on that didn’t make sense let me recompulate
Recompulate by Sxlent January 29, 2024