user: my computer has been acting strange the last hour
IT: have you rebootccied?
user: yes, 4 times the last 10 minutes
IT: you should rebootcci one more time just to be safe, sometimes things get hung up and need about 5 to 10 rebootccis

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz