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the most annoying internet media player. from the installation to using it, users will be greeted with various ads such as upgrading and some aol shits. this fucking media player loads and closes as quick as a snail, and each action is associated with an ad.
fuck man real player even creates a separate process just to display fucking ads.
by no one August 07, 2004
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The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.
I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.
by Cloud May 18, 2004
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Software which fills your computer with adverts for itself, claims to play videos but actually turns them into slideshows due to poor use of buffering.
I'm not installing that fucking realplayer on my computer, does it come in another format?
by a March 21, 2003
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Abusive, error riddled software force-fed to unwilling victims by way of telling persons it is required to perform such action. The "Accept These Terms" button is the default which many may unwillingly agree to, due to it accepting any button to activate. It will usually take so long to load, users smash the keyboard which give it automatic permission to download to your system and infect everything. Just as a reminder, it will infect all of your files, associate itself with all media types, and even run in the background undetectable. Even after program removal, it will reappear and you will scratch your head saying, "Didn't I delete that abusive virus-in-disguise?"
I logged on to AOL, yeah I know that in itself is a dick-move, but it said I needed Realplayer to continue. After the screen froze and I hit the desk in confoundment, the mandatory Accept button was selected and I have forever had the feeling of a giant dick in my asshole.
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One of the most obnoxious media players on the planet. Developed by RealMedia, who obviously don\'t know what they\'re doing. Riddled with spyware, opens as fast as a sloth on depressants. Video compression is beyond horrible, don\'t know why anyone still use this obsolete media player.

If you must use RealPlayer, use REALALTERNATIVE and get rid of all that AOL spam that pops up.
Man, another .rm file? >delete, empty recycle bin.
by Maceart April 26, 2005
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a lousy media player that tries to make itself at home on your computer too much, you can argue that this is even worse than Windows Media Player. The only possible redeeming quality is that you can download videos with it, heck even that has limitations (i.e. you can't download copyrighted stuff) and the stuff you downloaded can be watched on VLC. There's another possible redeeming quality, the proprietary file extensions (RM & RMVB) is compressed and can be watched on VLC.
realplayer loads too slow and it crashes my comp at times
by extreme133 June 18, 2010
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