real hours
real hours by max_2506 January 20, 2021
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real nigga hours
real nigga hours by Joselaw March 13, 2014
Real Isopod Hours
*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
Real Isopod Hours by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017
real nibba hours
real nibba hours by thetotes May 27, 2017
real neighbor hours
real neighbor hours by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018
Real Degenerate Hours
Real Degenerate Hours is a specific time between 2 AM to 5 AM where true degenerates are especially proactive. It is easy to tell that a degenerate apart from a normal human fucking being by the fact that nobody but them are awake at this god forsaken hour within a 3 square mile radius.
Real Degenerate Hours by Literal Degenerate May 20, 2018
Real nigga hours
Real nigga hours is a mythical period of time in which fake niggas fall asleep and real niggas stay shw👁ke
*1:00 am*
Ni🅱🅱a1: Don't get caught lacking Ni🅱🅱as it's real Ni🅱🅱a hourzz
The streets don't schleep😤
Ni🅱🅱a2: When is real nigga hours
Ni🅱🅱a3: It's a period of time between 1 am and 5 am.
Ni🅱🅱a4: And if you are caught schleeping you are a fake Ni🅱🅱a.
Ni🅱🅱a1: Don't get caught lacking Ni🅱🅱as it's real Ni🅱🅱a hourzz
The streets don't schleep😤
Ni🅱🅱a2: When is real nigga hours
Ni🅱🅱a3: It's a period of time between 1 am and 5 am.
Ni🅱🅱a4: And if you are caught schleeping you are a fake Ni🅱🅱a.
Real nigga hours by Vicodins son August 6, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.