You're Straight 

Saying the same thing as "you're good" or "its cool"

Sam: I'm sorry I kissed you last night

Sky: you're straight!

Sam: ;)

Sky: ;)

You're Straight by Rice fried August 1, 2016

The "They're Straight" Dilemma 

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them

Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma

The "They're Straight" Dilemma by Miner_man August 31, 2016

Re-Stained the Deck 

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

Re-Stained the Deck by Restainer September 25, 2021

you're as straight as a circle 

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

you're as straight as a circle by im-so-a-narnian March 7, 2012

You’re as straight as your hair 

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

You’re as straight as your hair by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

you're parent straight 

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

you're parent straight by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Tanjiro you're so straight-up 

"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)

THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED

*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*

Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH

*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)

58 minutes later

*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*

*Continues to slam tanjiro*

Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*

Stop what am I making 💀💀💀

Tanjiro you're so straight-up by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023