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Rattle Trap Tucker

A Rattle-Trap Tucker is a colloquial term for an individual who is incessantly talkative, possessing a seemingly bottomless reservoir of things to say. They are the person who "starts talking before they’ve finished waking up" and rarely stops for air. Key Characteristics
• Zero "Off" Switch: They can turn a two-minute update into a forty-minute monologue without breaking a sweat.
• Topic Jumping: They often possess the ability to jump from 18th-century architecture to their favorite brand of cereal in a single, uninterrupted breath.
• Background Noise: In a social setting, their voice often becomes the "ambient soundtrack" of the room.
• High Velocity: Like a literal "rattle-trap" (an old, clattering vehicle), their speech is often fast-paced, noisy, and constant.
I tried to grab a quick coffee with Jamie, but she’s a total Rattle-Trap Tucker. I went in for a 'hello' and came out three hours later knowing her entire family tree and his thoughts on the 1994 tax code.

Jamie is being a Rattle Trap Tucker

Rattletrappin' 

Rattletrappin' is also known as the art of flip-flopping on a position.
President Obama needs to quit Rattletrappin' on bringing the troops home.
Rattletrappin' by GATA1980 March 16, 2010

rattletrap 

A cold blooded creature and/or person possibly with a track record of homicide.
An insult.
"i hate you."
"kys you rattletrap"
rattletrap by anonymous October 10, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026