by amanda March 10, 2004
The act of rummaging through a packaged meal (MRE's, Lunchables, Lunch packed by your mother) and separating the so called "Goodies" such as candy bars, Doritoes, or other tasty edibles that will soon be eaten from the disgusting entrées like sandwiches, spongey meat-like patties (which are found in MRE's), or carrot sticks to be discarded or saved for later consumption. Term created by the United State's Recon Marines
Kid #1: What the hell are you doing with your lunch?!
Kid#2: Ratfucking, dude...
Kid#1: The fuck does that mean?!?!
Kid#2: Ratfucking- (this is where he states the long-ass definition written above)
Kid#1: Well played...
Kid#2: Ratfucking, dude...
Kid#1: The fuck does that mean?!?!
Kid#2: Ratfucking- (this is where he states the long-ass definition written above)
Kid#1: Well played...
by Eric Dumstrahl January 8, 2009
The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise.
by FedupAngryLiberal March 18, 2017
The insane, narcissistic incompetent impeached criminal asshat who ratfucked his way into power through Russian hacking, building hype with a minority of stupid idiots who support him, and the archaic, undemocratic and fucked electoral college (a majority of rational people voted for his opponent). Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly taxpayer funded vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling American society, spread a pandemic, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. For example in 2018 in a move of exceptional idiocy he shitcanned the entire pandemic response team and we’re now all dealing with the consequences.
Ratfucker is also only still in power because all but one of the Senate Republicans are sycophantic yes men (and women) who will support him no matter what and voted not guilty despite overwhelming evidence that he bribed the Ukrainian president and attempted to cover it up. He’s committed high crimes and misdemeanors and belongs out of office and in jail. We’ve been ratfucked.
Note: Ratfucker is inspired by the term ratfucking, a term coined by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein to describe Nixons activities, however, Nixon is a saint compared to the inane criminal orange thing so let’s give trump the honor of wearing the name Ratfucker.
Ratfucker is also only still in power because all but one of the Senate Republicans are sycophantic yes men (and women) who will support him no matter what and voted not guilty despite overwhelming evidence that he bribed the Ukrainian president and attempted to cover it up. He’s committed high crimes and misdemeanors and belongs out of office and in jail. We’ve been ratfucked.
Note: Ratfucker is inspired by the term ratfucking, a term coined by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein to describe Nixons activities, however, Nixon is a saint compared to the inane criminal orange thing so let’s give trump the honor of wearing the name Ratfucker.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise. covfefe!
by FedupAngryLiberal March 19, 2020
That ratfucker can't stop crying.
by ReelSimShandy March 23, 2017
Noun;
noun: Ratfucker | plural: Ratfuckers
1: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who tried to ratfuck her way into the White house with Russian hacking (although it failed and was blamed on the other candidate), deleting 30,000 emails, and trying to destroy our country.
2. A very stupid person who got back together with her cheating husband that had sex with another woman.
noun: Ratfucker | plural: Ratfuckers
1: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who tried to ratfuck her way into the White house with Russian hacking (although it failed and was blamed on the other candidate), deleting 30,000 emails, and trying to destroy our country.
2. A very stupid person who got back together with her cheating husband that had sex with another woman.
"Good thing our president beat that Ratfucker in the election."
"Your sister is such a Ratfucker."
"Don't be such a Ratfucker."
"Your sister is such a Ratfucker."
"Don't be such a Ratfucker."
by NotAFedupLiberal March 25, 2017
Ratfuck is a person that looks like a fucking Rat so god damn bad he is just an annoying bastard that acts depressed and next second he will be hyper as fuck chugging energy drinks and punching you . Overall a Ratfuck is just a straight up faggot that looks identical to a rat.
by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019