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rat slaver 

member of an animal research team who intentionally and recklessly deviates from protocol to the detriment of the research animals, especially for spurious reasons.
Sandy: Can you believe what Kevin did?
Sarah: What did he do this time?
Sandy: He wanted to sleep in on Sunday, so he did not come to feed or clean the rats’ cages!
Sarah: Kevin is such a rat slaver!
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rat shaver 

hey rat shaver! how many rats have you shaved today?
rat shaver by littlesevvy May 22, 2016
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ratslayer 

I’m a professional ratslayer. I’ve stabbed over 100,000 rats during my career.