rat press 

When you grab the tip of your penis and pull it straight up, and then press it along with your hairy nuts against a window for all the world to see.

Look everyone! Did Brooks just"Rat press"again. He's only had one Fernet!?

rat press by Cannonballz February 27, 2017

pressed rat 

When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.

He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.

pressed rat by Descriptive May 13, 2005

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

Pressed Rat and Warthog by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008