rat press

When you grab the tip of your penis and pull it straight up, and then press it along with your hairy nuts against a window for all the world to see.
Look everyone! Did Brooks just"Rat press"again. He's only had one Fernet!?
by Cannonballz February 27, 2017
mugGet the rat pressmug.

pressed rat

When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.
He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.
by Descriptive May 13, 2005
mugGet the pressed ratmug.

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass
Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.
by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008
mugGet the Pressed Rat and Warthogmug.