Raptoring

To be in the posing in the background of a photo that you have no business being in!

minus the raptoring asshole in the background this is an awesome photo!

by mike duncan February 28, 2006

Raptoring

An unfortunate physical state when carrying too many items. A symptom often caused by inebriation and/or lack of sleep.

"I struggled to unlock the car door because I was raptoring "

by DJSplinta November 2, 2015

Raptor

The number one threat to the world.

Hope you mowed the lawn, raptors like to nest in the grass.

by Turok March 14, 2008

Raptor

A Pickpocket/Homeless person/Hobo/Mugger that steals your stuff or gives you weird looks and hisses at you before running at you like a Velociraptor, scratching you and stealing your stuff.

It could also mean someone that frequently J-walks.

Shit the bed look at that guy sat over there he is a total raptor lets get out of here.

Look at that fucking prick what a J-walking raptor bastard.

by Ex-raptor Steve April 16, 2013

Raptor

A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching.

Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.

by Dan Jack August 25, 2009

Raptorize

A form of alcoholism towards raptors

Nav bhatia: I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t womanize, I only raptorize

by Amli maaan May 28, 2019

Raptor

A thirsty female searching for her next male victim. Once a raptor digs her claws into her pray, they drag them away and their pray's souls are consumed.

Generally Raptors are tantalizing, attractive females posses a special Kekkei Genkai ( visual power) known as "crazy eyes". Raptors posses other abilities which are super effective against weak men such as "Tight Yoga pants" and "Just one more drink, trust me".

Many groups and communities have created Raptor Watch Lists in hopes of limiting casualties. Please ask around at your local college campus for updated information on any possible raptors.

Tommy was just hanging with some friends at a rave last week when out of nowhere, a raptor leaps out of the crowd and drags him into the back of the venue. That raptor is now his girlfriend.

by JLiftz March 15, 2017