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Random Shit 

You see, random shit literally means Random Shit. A random shit on the street is a random shit.
Guy:"Look at that random shit there, is a random shit."
Random Shit by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

Random Shit 

A carton of Bourbon & coke zeros
I feel bit shite I drank to much random shit last night.
Random Shit by DBayDad July 5, 2019

Random shit 

shit herself on stream and thinking about cleaning my first 2nd to be in the same room 2nd andI is not the froma and have it was you birthday to the one who 6th of your wallet and My dad thought there was just paper and the caplets the 2nd the 2nd and have been in my boi with internet explorer for a couple hours to get to their game early.
Jill: what the fuck are you writing you degenerate fuckwit
Bill: ahh some random shit i guess
Random shit by Thotslayer69_xd October 7, 2019

Random Shit Day 

When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.
"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."
Random Shit Day by Riketsu September 10, 2009

Weird Random Shit 

Used when someone has no idea how to describe a situation, word, etc.
Alternatively, this word can be used to describe something that was abnormal, or random.
"I dunno, that was kinda some weird random shit. I mean, who uses beans as a replacement for earplugs?"
Weird Random Shit by CoconutSoup January 23, 2022

blissey please stop typing random shit 

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable
Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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