rage paralysis 

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.

Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).

rage paralysis by uneven_floor May 21, 2008